HOrror of all Horrors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well first I'd like to offer an explanation not an excuse for my previous blog. My brain was highly addled. You see I was sick either due to a flu or to being allergic to the mounds of dust in the house (we had to have a few minor repairs that required cutting the ceiling/dry wall etc replete with replacements and painting). So confused was I that I decided to take flu meds (Tylenol multi-symptom) unfortunately when I got up in the morning I realized I had taken 2 24 hr allergy tablets and that my overnight cureall was a dupe and I would be as sick as I was the day before and just as spaced out. (I dunno but when I take my allergy meds esp on an empty stomach I'm sorta high-not euphoric for the day and I am never hungry) So anyway I get up and go about my day. I go to the health center and I get immunized for HepB and get a TB skin test. I manage to go to the bathroom just before I'm called and blow all the snot out of my nose. I go to the back and try to look as non sick as possible since the info sheet on Hep B vaccinations says It's not the smartest thing to get immunized if you are already sick. I stifle my cough and look around furtively so see if the ruse is up. Because I stifled the cough my eyes are watering and the typical Health Center aroma (read stench nahhh thats too harsh smell) is not helping. So I keep it together and get my shot. Oh my fukkkking gosh it hurts so badddddddd. I am no pussy and I expected it to hurt to a certain extent but the tears in my eyes and accusatory wild-eyed expression prompted the nurse to say, "I'm sorry it hurts baby they make me do this to you" and she gave me a hug afterwards. Then, because I said I volunteer with homeless ppl I had to do a Tuberculosis skin test where they basically make a balloon of fluid right under your skin.
Sigh then I walk out of there rushing to go teach...mind you I haven't eaten and am still hopped up on allergy tablets oh and I forgot to mention I ended up taking the multisympton meds too.
Long story short I felt like I was gonna contract Hepatitis B simply b/c my body couldn't fight it off. Now I know what PMS feels like. My eyes were watering constantly my back and muscles ached I constantly felt like I was on the brink of coughing but not. Anyways I went about my next two days like normal dragging my sick self through all my obligations and now I feel fine no balloon under my skin that I can't scratch, no more band aid on my arm and sans the other "stuff".
You may ask why didn't I just wait till I got better. Well registration is this week and I had a medical hold on my account so I wouldn't be able to register. Hmmm you may say ur a grad student ur classes are not gonna be full what's the rush. Well umm I know myself and if I didn't register when I was supposed to I would be registering in January after getting back from xmas break. Plus I wouldn't have anything to blog about if I wasn't so stubborn.



Now to the horror of all horrors my site is down....Well not MY site but one I frequent. Well not frequent....Umm basically I visit this site and look at schlongs or penises which ever you prefer. I am not a prude well not really and I am not against masturbation. Its just that I like to be touched its just so much more enjoyable when someone else does it. Its kinda like a guy giving himself a stranger because the touch of his own hand is too familiar. I didn't know what it was until a few months ago (from a different site that I frequent) so I'll explain for those of you who were/are like me. It's when you sit on your hand until it gets numb then then you jerk yourself off. I'm told it feels good for the reason given above.

So anyway my sexual release is basically looking at schlongs but its not every month so I have no idea how long the site is down. Now saying the site is down is probably misleading b/c if you click on my title u'll get to it. Apparently "This picture cannot be displayed due to government regulations" and apparently this will be the case until, "the 2257 case is heard before a court of law. When 2257 is overturned we will reactivate all of the schlongs." Well I neva hear more......Steups their solution to keep the site "thriving" is for ppl to continue submitting "bulge" shots. Sigh they are totally unfulfilling and a waste of time. So I have a real problem plus anytime I type in Black cocks penises etc etc etc to Google I always find stuff to pay for or the back view of a dick rammed into someone's vagina. The problem with that.........................ummmm u can't see the dick! So that's my problem so I'm gonna have to do some research. What I'm not going to do is seduce one of my attractive male friends. I tried that b4 and "succeeded" but the problems it created weren't worth it.