Too lazy

Too lazy these days to do my own, so I'll just let you chuckle at an acquaintance's musings.


Something Is Wrong
Why am i excited about going back to DC?
-the streets are dirty,
-it has the worst smelling people per square foot,
-there are bums everywhere and they can afford metrobus cards (how the hell i dont know)
-americans are loud
-nigerians there are aggresive, and they never ever speak clearly
-the mcdonalds smells like shit, yet i still eat it
-most professors are cunts
-those anit-bush assholes are going to harass me on my way to class again
-more americans are going to ask me if i live in a hut
-i cant have guest after 12 on weekdays 2 on weekends
-no more home cooked food or bbq pigtails
-ill have many sleepless nights
-more books to read, more papers to write
-more ppl who think they can actually rap blasting music upstairs
-the meatloaf looks and tastes like its still living
-no more $35 old dub tuesdays at club xtreme :(
-no more beach and girls in bikinis
-more girls who think their are models and can hardly spell their names
-no rum in my room unless i sneak it in
-more RA's who are younger than me but still think i listen to them
so i ask myself... why the fuk, yes... i jus said fuk..., why the fuk am i so excited about going back to that place.... then it hit me (if u reached this far u could as well scroll down)












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i miss my non-bajan friends
gay huh?

let the madness begin