Weekend Break up manual
1. delete the number then the email address
2. you are gonna think about him but imagine someone else instead of him
3. have sex it will make you much less tense
4. write especially if you have no friends to confide in
5. don't confront him he obviously doesn't see anything wrong with his behaviour so why put effort in to trying to get him to change
6. go to the movies by yourself and escape from 2 hours
7. do not drink
8. cook yourself something
9. never answer the phone if he calls let him use the worldwideweb if he needs to contact you
10. if you answer the phone by mistake (after all his number is deleted) don't bottle it in...curse if you need to tell him fuck off then hang up
11. do not get into another relationship
12. don't bother to flirt it just creates opportunities for fuckity
13. do shave your legs as often as needed and make yourself feel sexy and loved...treat yourself


**********************I'll amend the list as it is revealed to me.