Thank you Sue ; )

Ok so basically I stumbled over this show at about 2am sat night on Oxygen network. I'm sure you know about the grandma sexpert its just weird seeing someone so old talk so frankly and informatively about sex.
Anyway. A lot of people seem to think I'm impatient, but I don't think I am so just imagine how much worse my blowups could be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways what I have realized is that the impatience at certain times results because I'm sexually frustrated. So, I'm usually sweet, patient, nurturing etc except at certain times of the month in my sex cycle when I just get too sexually frustrated. (Yes I am smiling as I am typing this bullshit....actually no I stand behind it coz it makes sense). To to all the people that received irate text messages and emails I was sexually frustrated. What did u think I was going to say I was sorry? --> Since I don't have PMS or period pains ever I guess this is my form of female sufferation.
So you can detect it and avoid me at those times here are some symptoms:
- I am going to be very mean to you even if you could help me with my sexual release.
- I may email or text you instead of calling and shouting because I'm not going to be interrupted while spewing my acid in an email
-People who I don't usually call get random, "how are you doing" calls
- I become even more of an insomniac
- I actually listen to R&B/slows
Not a long list but definitive. Deal with it! Oooh I meant ummmm...yea --> Moving on.

So I get obsessive, I can't function. It's not just that Sex is on My Mind (True song title from the Set it Off soundtrack) it's just that I can't do much else of what I'm supposed to do. Couple that with the fact that I am a HUGE procrastinator I end up doing nothing besides stay in bed, watch TV, and rotate my positions so that I don't get bed sores.

So why not just go out and get fucked you may ask? Well I try to only have sex with ppl I care about, so right now that's not possible cuz they're just too far away. So Sue comes on air and during the course of the show: general topics as well as caller questions reassure me that you're not a nasty girl if you touch your own body and please yourself, it's natural, do what feels good.
Sigh, I'm much less tense, my thoughts aren't multiplying and crowding my mind, so I can think now and realize that I was being a slave to my body. So when I feel it creeping up I know it that There's Something about Mary time and in order not to make bad or hasty decisions I need to take care of business.
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