Dont say you love/like me when:

-you have sex with someone else and you enjoyed it
-when you said the meaning of my name sounds like shit then say that was you acting out
-you aren't really listening to me and really want to have sex
-you can't please me and come prematurely almost every time yet you go the distance with someone else
-after my christening I never saw you again and saw ur ace in a pic for the 1st time at 8/9 yrs old
-you masturbate on a webcam in front of me
-you try to masturbate again in front of me when I said b4 that I didnt like it
-you have sex (lose your virginity) with someone else 2 days after we broke up
-we were never in a relationship but you told everyone we were and that you had to dump me b/c I got boring
-we are supposed to be friends are both females and you KNOW that I am straight, not interested and its never going to happen
-you are forcing me to keep a secret that makes me unhappy
-you don't remember my birthday
-you can't make time for me
-you know you are a little too big and aren't gentle enough during sex
-you won't go down on me
-you have a girlfriend
-you are just curious and not emotionally invested
-you are just out of a relationship and on the prowl
-you are supposed to be my friend and my friend ONLY
-I don't trust you.

I'm sure it could be longer but why should I depress myself further...